I am old. At the moment, I like Sherlock and Jedward. I've been in fandom since the mid 90's. You will see pictures of my cats.

Russell Howard (Right Here, Right Now)

(Source: themothersteacup)

This incident is what put me off self-touching for a few years. So our story begins. I was fourteen and I was masturbating in front of the television. There’s probably some fourteen year old boy in the audience going ‘I don’t know what he’s speaking about mother. Who is this nincompoop? I don’t even own a penis.’

So I was in front of the television. I was about halfway through the the process, when there came a knock at the window… I look and there is a man. In my garden. Looking at me. Smiling. Now I don’t know how you do it, but for me, it is NOT a spectator sport. And this really creeped me out, do you know why? Because this bloke winked at me…and then disappeared. I mean, he left the garden. He didn’t WOOSH. ‘That is one pervy fucking wizard… HOGWARTS! I’D LIKE TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!’

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anyad99:

ninemoons42:

badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

wat
WAT

WHAT

anyad99:

ninemoons42:

badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

wat

WAT

WHAT

(via branaghmontana)

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continent:

yeah i burn a lot of calories scrolling through my dashboard 

(via fuck-thats-majestic)

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billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

What I wouldn’t give to have a quaff of this stuff.

(Source: caellisto)

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2 days ago

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via beebledotbrox)

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thwack-bam-kapow:

"I’ll always be happy to take a picture with the family where everyone is smiling"

thwack-bam-kapow:

"I’ll always be happy to take a picture with the family where everyone is smiling"

(via ladyveldy)

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